Husband : Hey dear, I have
logged in.
Wife : Would you like to have some snacks?
Husband : Hard disk full.
Wife : Have you bought the Saree.
Husband : Bad command or file name.
Wife : But I told you about it in morning
Husband : Erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife : Hey! !forget it where's your salary.
Husband : File in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife : At least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing violation, access denied.
wife : I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
wife : You are useless.
Husband : By default.
Wife : Who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband : System unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife : What is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband : The only user with write permission.
Wife : What is my value in your life?
Husband : Unknown virus detected.
Wife : Do you love me or your computer?
Husband : Too many parameters.
Wife : I will go to my dad's house.
Husband : Program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife : I will leave you forever.
Husband : Close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife : It is worthless talking to you.
Husband : Shut down the computer?
Wife : I am going!
Husband : Its now safe to turn off your computer
