Santa Singh sent his bio
data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft.
A few days later he got this reply:-
"Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our
requirements. Please do not Send any further correspondence. No phone call
shall be entertained. Thanks"
Santa Singh jumped with
joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party
and when all the guests
had come, he said "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan
kar khushi hogee ki
mujhay America Mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted.
Santa Singh continued "Ab main aap sab ko
apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai
isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.
Dear Mr. Singh-----pyare singh sahab
You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen
ho
our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur
correspondence----ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.
No phone call ----phone vone kee bhee
zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained----bahut
khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya.