Boss :- Someone
who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Smile :- A curve
that can set a lot of things straight.
Rumour :- News that
travels at the speed of sound.
Dictionary :- The
only place where divorce comes before marriage.
College :- A place
where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Ecstasy :- A feeling
when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Office :- A place
where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.
Yawn :- The only
time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. :- A sign to
make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee :-
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing
can be done together.
Marriage :- It's an
agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman
gains her master's.
Experience :- The
name men give to their mistakes.
Tears :- The
hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Atom Bomb :- An
invention to end all inventions.
Diplomat :- A person
who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually
look forward to the trip.
Optimist :- A person
who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Pessimist :- A
person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first
letter in word
Miser :- A person
who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Criminal :- A guy no
different from the rest...except that he got caught.
Politician :- One
who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor :- A person
who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Cigarette :- A pinch
of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Divorce : Future
tense of marriage.
Lecture :
An art of transferring information from the
notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through
"the minds of either" .
Conference :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present.
Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears :
The hydraulic force by which masculine
will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary :
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody
listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic :
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn : The only time
some married men ever get to open their mouth.
